1 00:00:40,959 --> 00:00:42,543 ♪ Rita and Sue 2 00:00:45,959 --> 00:00:48,543 ♪ And Bob, too 3 00:00:50,168 --> 00:00:54,293 ♪ What'll we do with Rita and Sue... 4 00:00:55,251 --> 00:00:58,293 ♪ And Bob, too? 5 00:01:03,709 --> 00:01:08,668 ♪ Once you've bitten that soft centre 6 00:01:12,751 --> 00:01:16,543 ♪ Oh, you mustn't put it back in the box 7 00:01:17,626 --> 00:01:21,084 ♪ It's the old, sad story 8 00:01:21,209 --> 00:01:25,876 ♪ About the three bears Three bears and Goldilocks 9 00:01:26,001 --> 00:01:29,251 ♪ Who's been messing with my Rita and Sue 10 00:01:32,918 --> 00:01:35,584 ♪ And Bob, too 11 00:01:37,168 --> 00:01:40,918 ♪ What'll we do with Rita and Sue... 12 00:01:42,084 --> 00:01:46,001 ♪ And Bob, too? 13 00:01:47,251 --> 00:01:48,834 Bog off! 14 00:01:51,376 --> 00:01:53,751 ♪ Rita and Sue 15 00:01:56,626 --> 00:01:58,043 ♪ And Bob, too 16 00:01:58,168 --> 00:02:04,584 ♪ Rita and Sue, Rita and Sue, Rita and Sue... 17 00:02:11,543 --> 00:02:15,584 - Where you going? - Mind your own business. 18 00:02:15,709 --> 00:02:19,543 - Don't be out all fucking night! - I'll be back when I want. 19 00:02:31,126 --> 00:02:33,584 ♪ Everybody's talking 'bout 20 00:02:33,709 --> 00:02:37,418 ♪ Rita and Sue, Rita and Sue 21 00:02:38,418 --> 00:02:41,584 ♪ And Bob, too 22 00:02:42,876 --> 00:02:44,918 ♪ Rita and Sue 23 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:52,168 - ♪ And Bob, too - ♪ Rita and Sue 24 00:02:52,293 --> 00:02:59,793 - ♪ Rita and Sue - ♪ And Bob, too 25 00:02:59,918 --> 00:03:03,876 - ♪ And Bob, too - ♪ Rita and Sue 26 00:03:04,001 --> 00:03:06,168 ♪ Rita and Sue 27 00:03:06,709 --> 00:03:08,793 ♪ And Bob, too 28 00:03:25,251 --> 00:03:29,584 ♪ Rita and Sue 29 00:03:32,293 --> 00:03:38,584 ♪ Rita and Sue, Rita and Sue 30 00:03:42,043 --> 00:03:45,709 ♪ Rita and Sue, Rita and Sue 31 00:03:46,459 --> 00:03:53,168 ♪ Rita and Sue and Bob, too ♪ 32 00:04:09,459 --> 00:04:13,168 ♪ Welcome to the house of fun Now I've come of age 33 00:04:13,293 --> 00:04:15,918 ♪ Welcome to the house of fun 34 00:04:17,459 --> 00:04:21,293 ♪ Welcome to the lion's den Temptation's on his way 35 00:04:21,418 --> 00:04:23,793 ♪ Welcome to the house of fun 36 00:04:30,334 --> 00:04:34,251 ♪ N-n-n-n-n-n-no, no, miss You misunderstood 37 00:04:35,084 --> 00:04:37,584 ♪ Sixteen, big boy Full pint in my manhood 38 00:04:39,209 --> 00:04:42,209 ♪ I'm up to date and the date's today... ♪ 39 00:04:42,334 --> 00:04:43,959 Has everything been OK? 40 00:04:44,084 --> 00:04:46,084 - Yeah. - Good. 41 00:04:47,709 --> 00:04:50,584 Here's your money. Can you come again next Friday? 42 00:04:50,709 --> 00:04:52,668 Thanks, yeah. 43 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:56,084 Bob's going to give you a lift home. 44 00:04:56,209 --> 00:05:00,584 - Aren't you, Bob? - I'm ready to go when they are. 45 00:05:00,709 --> 00:05:02,376 Right, we'll see you Friday, then. 46 00:05:02,501 --> 00:05:05,126 - Thanks a lot. Bye. - Bye. 47 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:20,459 - Did the wife give you your money? - Yeah. 48 00:05:20,584 --> 00:05:22,876 Here's two quid. Get yourselves some cigs. 49 00:05:23,001 --> 00:05:25,376 - Are you sure? - Course I'm sure. 50 00:05:25,501 --> 00:05:27,376 - Here, take it. - Thanks. 51 00:05:27,501 --> 00:05:28,876 Thanks. 52 00:05:34,168 --> 00:05:37,751 - Are you two courting yet? - No! 53 00:05:42,376 --> 00:05:47,668 I'd have thought two young lasses like you would be courting by now. 54 00:05:47,793 --> 00:05:51,501 You know what thought did. 55 00:06:06,459 --> 00:06:09,876 - No, thanks. - Thanks. 56 00:06:16,626 --> 00:06:18,626 Ta. 57 00:06:20,668 --> 00:06:23,709 If I give you two a ride round, will your mams say owt? 58 00:06:23,834 --> 00:06:25,209 No. 59 00:06:25,334 --> 00:06:29,001 What about your dad? I know your dad. 60 00:06:30,126 --> 00:06:31,668 He's done a few jobs for me. 61 00:06:31,793 --> 00:06:34,668 He's a bit of a twat, don't you think? 62 00:06:37,293 --> 00:06:39,084 I find him OK. 63 00:06:41,418 --> 00:06:43,043 Is there anywhere you want to go? 64 00:06:43,168 --> 00:06:45,418 Where can we go at this time? 65 00:06:45,543 --> 00:06:49,251 You been round the moors? We can go there if you want. 66 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:53,084 We'll go there then. We're not fussy. 67 00:06:53,209 --> 00:06:57,334 OK, then. The moors it is. 68 00:07:10,084 --> 00:07:11,126 ♪ Uppah! 69 00:07:55,293 --> 00:07:57,293 ♪ La, la, la, la, la-la 70 00:07:58,709 --> 00:08:00,709 ♪ La, la, la, la, la-la 71 00:08:02,543 --> 00:08:04,626 ♪ La, la, la, la, la-la 72 00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:08,251 ♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪ 73 00:08:14,584 --> 00:08:17,084 - Are you both virgins? - You what? 74 00:08:17,209 --> 00:08:20,668 - What do you want to know for? - Just curious, that's all. 75 00:08:22,584 --> 00:08:25,001 - Well, are you? - You're nosey, aren't you? 76 00:08:25,126 --> 00:08:28,334 Nosey, no. Curious, yes. 77 00:08:28,459 --> 00:08:31,376 I often wonder what young lasses get up to nowadays. 78 00:08:31,501 --> 00:08:35,168 Well, that's not much. There's never nowt to do where we live. 79 00:08:35,293 --> 00:08:38,168 You still haven't answered me question. 80 00:08:38,293 --> 00:08:40,293 Are you or not? 81 00:08:41,459 --> 00:08:44,001 Yeah, we both are. 82 00:08:46,876 --> 00:08:48,251 Ohh. 83 00:08:56,293 --> 00:08:59,251 - ♪ La, la, la, la, la-la - ♪ C'est Si bon, c'est Si bon 84 00:08:59,376 --> 00:09:03,168 - ♪ La, la, la, la, la-la - ♪ C'est la vie, dest la vie 85 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:06,459 - ♪ La, la, la, la, la-la - ♪ C'est le temps 86 00:09:06,584 --> 00:09:09,751 ♪ La, la, la, la, la 87 00:09:09,876 --> 00:09:13,126 ♪ La, la, la, la, la 88 00:09:13,876 --> 00:09:17,209 ♪ La, la, la, la, la 89 00:09:17,334 --> 00:09:20,459 ♪ La, la, la, la, la 90 00:09:20,584 --> 00:09:22,376 - ♪ Cha-cha-cha - ♪ Oooh ♪ 91 00:09:25,959 --> 00:09:27,959 Can either of you two put a Durex on? 92 00:09:29,209 --> 00:09:32,126 - What's a Durex? - I think he means a rubber johnny. 93 00:09:32,251 --> 00:09:35,293 - That's right. - What you calling it a Durex for? 94 00:09:35,418 --> 00:09:39,084 - Durex is t'proper name for 'em. - Oh, I didn't know. 95 00:09:39,209 --> 00:09:42,209 I've never had any use for 'em meself. 96 00:09:42,334 --> 00:09:43,626 Can you put one on? 97 00:09:43,751 --> 00:09:45,709 I wouldn't know what to do with one. 98 00:09:46,668 --> 00:09:48,418 Would either of you like to try? 99 00:09:48,543 --> 00:09:50,668 - Not me. - Or me. 100 00:09:52,001 --> 00:09:53,959 You can just tell us. 101 00:09:54,668 --> 00:09:57,001 I thought you might like to try for yourselves. 102 00:09:57,126 --> 00:10:00,001 No, I don't think we should. 103 00:10:03,293 --> 00:10:04,876 OK. 104 00:10:08,334 --> 00:10:11,418 - First you need an erection. - An e-what-tion? 105 00:10:11,543 --> 00:10:14,043 - An erection. - What's that? 106 00:10:14,168 --> 00:10:16,084 I don't know. 107 00:10:16,209 --> 00:10:19,751 - Do you know what an 'ard-on is? - Yeah. 108 00:10:19,876 --> 00:10:22,793 OK, first you need an 'ard-on, 109 00:10:22,918 --> 00:10:27,168 and then you take the rubber johnny... 110 00:10:27,959 --> 00:10:29,668 ...as you call it... 111 00:10:32,418 --> 00:10:33,751 ...out the packet. 112 00:10:33,876 --> 00:10:37,293 You didn't think we thought you could put packet on, did ya? 113 00:10:39,543 --> 00:10:41,293 So, what happens if it tears? 114 00:10:41,418 --> 00:10:45,126 Not good, then. The sperm can get out and fertilise the egg. 115 00:10:45,251 --> 00:10:47,334 We haven't got eggs inside us. 116 00:10:47,459 --> 00:10:49,793 We're not ducks, you know. 117 00:10:49,918 --> 00:10:52,459 - Can this come off inside you? - No. 118 00:10:52,584 --> 00:10:55,959 What do mean exactly when you say "the sperm"? 119 00:10:56,084 --> 00:10:58,751 It's what a man ejaculates. 120 00:10:58,876 --> 00:11:01,543 Shoots his muck, you'd say. Nobody ever tell you that? 121 00:11:01,668 --> 00:11:03,751 - No. - All we did at school 122 00:11:03,876 --> 00:11:06,334 were drawings of the male and female sex organs. 123 00:11:06,459 --> 00:11:08,376 Didn't your mam or dad tell you owt? 124 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:12,584 Talk like that's dirty in our house. If say owt like that, I get a belt. 125 00:11:12,709 --> 00:11:15,626 My mam never wants to talk about it neither. 126 00:11:23,251 --> 00:11:26,709 Anyway, what have we stopped here for? 127 00:11:26,834 --> 00:11:29,793 And what we talking about rubber johnnies for? 128 00:11:29,918 --> 00:11:32,334 You were supposed to take us for a ride. 129 00:11:33,459 --> 00:11:35,293 We stopped cos I just wanted to talk to you. 130 00:11:35,418 --> 00:11:38,543 - Find out more about you. - What for? 131 00:11:39,918 --> 00:11:44,959 Well, things haven't been going too well with me and the wife. 132 00:11:45,084 --> 00:11:47,293 Tell us another one. 133 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:51,959 It's got reclining seats, this car. 134 00:11:52,084 --> 00:11:54,501 What you want us to do about it? 135 00:12:04,084 --> 00:12:06,168 What do you think, then? 136 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,793 I'll let you know. 137 00:12:07,918 --> 00:12:10,751 Try laying on it if you want. 138 00:12:12,459 --> 00:12:14,043 Might as well. 139 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:33,168 What do you think you're doing? 140 00:12:33,293 --> 00:12:35,709 - Don't you like it? - Yeah. 141 00:12:35,834 --> 00:12:38,459 - Why don't you do it to her? - I will... 142 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,209 After I finish with you. 143 00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:53,626 - Are you sure you can manage two? - You bet your boots I can. 144 00:12:53,751 --> 00:12:55,376 Get your knickers off. 145 00:12:55,501 --> 00:12:58,584 - Do I have to? - I can't do nothing with them on. 146 00:12:58,709 --> 00:13:01,376 - Can't I put 'em halfway down? - You won't be able to move. 147 00:13:01,501 --> 00:13:04,459 I'll tell you what, I'll take 'em off on one leg. 148 00:13:08,834 --> 00:13:10,959 I'll just watch if it's all right. 149 00:13:20,876 --> 00:13:23,501 Right. Lay down. 150 00:13:30,334 --> 00:13:33,501 Jesus, it looks like a frozen sausage. 151 00:13:35,126 --> 00:13:37,126 - Shift your bum up a bit. - You what? 152 00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,834 - I'm talking to Sue. - I'm sorry. 153 00:13:39,959 --> 00:13:43,334 That's not much better, but it'll do. 154 00:13:52,418 --> 00:13:54,251 - How long will you be? - As long as it takes. 155 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,418 OK. OK! 156 00:13:57,793 --> 00:13:59,709 - Can you shift your leg, Sue? - What you doing? 157 00:13:59,834 --> 00:14:02,834 I'm trying to get it in, if you'd shut your mouth for a minute. 158 00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:04,959 Can I turn the cassette on? 159 00:14:05,084 --> 00:14:07,501 For fuck's sake! What do you want that on for? 160 00:14:07,626 --> 00:14:09,459 I want to listen to it. 161 00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:13,543 Rita! 162 00:14:13,668 --> 00:14:16,459 - What? - Shut up, or you'll stand outside. 163 00:14:16,584 --> 00:14:17,959 I'm sorry, but I'm bored. 164 00:14:18,084 --> 00:14:20,251 You won't be when I've finished here. 165 00:14:20,376 --> 00:14:22,751 Well, go on then, get on with it! 166 00:14:50,668 --> 00:14:52,168 Go on! 167 00:15:05,501 --> 00:15:07,001 Yeah! 168 00:15:33,876 --> 00:15:35,584 Ohh. 169 00:15:44,168 --> 00:15:46,793 Did you enjoy that, Sue? 170 00:15:46,918 --> 00:15:48,293 Yeah. 171 00:15:54,418 --> 00:15:56,793 Right, come on then, moaning Minnie! 172 00:15:56,918 --> 00:15:58,876 I'm coming! 173 00:16:07,876 --> 00:16:11,126 Hey, you haven't got much room to do it in here, have you? 174 00:16:11,251 --> 00:16:14,501 - It's all me and Sue had. - I'm not complaining, just saying. 175 00:16:14,626 --> 00:16:18,168 - Will you get your head off me leg! - I'm sorry! 176 00:16:20,043 --> 00:16:23,834 Come on now, Rita, if you don't want to do it, just say. 177 00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:25,959 I do want to do it. 178 00:16:27,209 --> 00:16:31,543 Hey, Reet, I should move your leg over, it'll hurt you like mad. 179 00:16:31,668 --> 00:16:34,793 Go on, Bob, get stuck in there! 180 00:16:47,626 --> 00:16:49,918 Go on! 181 00:16:55,876 --> 00:16:58,668 Go on! Go on! 182 00:16:58,793 --> 00:17:01,626 Yes, yes! 183 00:17:04,043 --> 00:17:07,293 Ohh, ohh, oh. 184 00:17:28,168 --> 00:17:30,168 Is that all she's getting? 185 00:17:37,543 --> 00:17:39,626 I thought I were great. 186 00:17:54,751 --> 00:17:59,334 - Did you like it? - His legs weren't half hairy. 187 00:18:00,918 --> 00:18:02,959 I think he's great. 188 00:18:03,084 --> 00:18:06,334 He certainly knows how to give a lass a good time. 189 00:18:06,459 --> 00:18:08,709 Can't half go like t'clappers. 190 00:18:11,251 --> 00:18:13,751 I wonder if he'll bring us here again. 191 00:18:13,876 --> 00:18:17,751 Oh, he will. Make no mistake about that. 192 00:18:57,293 --> 00:19:00,209 - Where the fuck have you been? - Babysitting. 193 00:19:00,334 --> 00:19:03,334 Not till two o'clock in the fuckin' morning you haven't. 194 00:19:03,459 --> 00:19:06,876 - Don't lie to me, lass. - I'm not. You ask me mum. 195 00:19:07,001 --> 00:19:09,126 Well, your mum's a lying bastard an' all. 196 00:19:09,251 --> 00:19:12,709 - I'll wrap this round your neck. - Oh! 197 00:19:12,834 --> 00:19:14,751 - Mum! - What? 198 00:19:14,876 --> 00:19:18,043 - Come and tell him! - You're a lying little shit! 199 00:19:18,168 --> 00:19:21,709 Oh, I'm fucking fed up on him. I wish he'd take his bloody hook. 200 00:19:21,834 --> 00:19:24,418 - Don't we all? - What are you playing at? 201 00:19:24,543 --> 00:19:29,668 Do not try to tell me that she's been babysitting till this fucking time. 202 00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:33,376 - How do you know she hasn't? - Because there's nowt open. 203 00:19:33,501 --> 00:19:35,293 - There is! - Nightclubs. 204 00:19:35,418 --> 00:19:39,084 I don't fucking believe you, and next time I will wrap it round your neck. 205 00:19:39,209 --> 00:19:41,876 Just be careful I don't bloody wrap it around yours. 206 00:19:42,001 --> 00:19:44,084 Why don't you fuck off back to bed? 207 00:19:44,209 --> 00:19:47,084 I'm sleeping in here. You're sleeping on your bloody own. 208 00:19:47,209 --> 00:19:50,876 - Do what you like. - I bloody will. Don't worry. 209 00:19:51,001 --> 00:19:52,709 Anyhow. 210 00:19:55,584 --> 00:19:58,209 - Fuck it, I'm going to bed. - Oh, go on. 211 00:20:00,876 --> 00:20:02,126 Aren't you going to bed? 212 00:20:02,251 --> 00:20:05,293 I'm not getting in with him. I've summat to say to you. 213 00:20:05,418 --> 00:20:07,668 - What's that? - You're up to summat, you are. 214 00:20:07,793 --> 00:20:10,293 I'm not. I've been babysitting, that's all. 215 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:12,168 Not till this time you haven't. 216 00:20:12,293 --> 00:20:15,001 Anyway, get off to bed, I'll see you in't morning. 217 00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:20,918 You're a lying swine, so you must think I fell out the bloody tree. 218 00:20:38,459 --> 00:20:40,168 Oh. 219 00:20:43,918 --> 00:20:49,168 Mum! 220 00:20:49,293 --> 00:20:51,001 - Can I borrow ya cardigan? - No. 221 00:20:54,918 --> 00:20:56,876 Oh, Mum, where's me homework gone? 222 00:20:57,001 --> 00:20:59,709 - It's on there, in't it? - Please! 223 00:21:01,626 --> 00:21:05,334 - Oh, it's not, it's gone! - It were on there when I got up. 224 00:21:05,459 --> 00:21:07,709 - Go on, Sue. - Well, it can't just disappear. 225 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,209 - Are you gonna lend it? - No! 226 00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:10,876 See if it's dropped down t'back. 227 00:21:11,001 --> 00:21:13,334 I'm having a 5p Round Robin. 228 00:21:15,251 --> 00:21:18,501 - Any of you two seen me homework? - I'll try Yankee. 229 00:21:18,626 --> 00:21:20,376 Oi, is this it? 230 00:21:20,501 --> 00:21:23,251 - Yeah, it fucking is. Give it back. - We're using it. 231 00:21:23,376 --> 00:21:26,626 Oh, Mum, tell him, I'll get done. I've got to hand it in. 232 00:21:28,043 --> 00:21:29,418 Can I have me cookery money? 233 00:21:29,543 --> 00:21:31,959 What fucking cookery money? No, you can't. 234 00:21:32,084 --> 00:21:35,209 If that teacher wants you to make buns, tell her to give you t'money. 235 00:21:35,334 --> 00:21:36,668 I'm not gonna tell her that. 236 00:21:36,793 --> 00:21:39,001 - I'll tell her. - You bloody won't! 237 00:21:39,126 --> 00:21:42,751 I don't want everybody to know what I can and cannot afford. 238 00:21:42,876 --> 00:21:44,709 Fuck it! 239 00:22:03,334 --> 00:22:06,751 Thank you. I thank you. 240 00:22:06,876 --> 00:22:09,584 Thank you, all. Thank you. 241 00:22:09,709 --> 00:22:12,251 Thank you, now. Morning. 242 00:22:12,376 --> 00:22:15,418 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 243 00:22:18,084 --> 00:22:21,043 Thank you. I thank you. 244 00:22:21,168 --> 00:22:22,876 I thank you. Thank you, thank you. 245 00:22:23,001 --> 00:22:25,584 - I've got mine, have you got yours? - Thank you. 246 00:22:27,293 --> 00:22:28,626 What's this? 247 00:22:28,751 --> 00:22:31,084 2.45, Miss Love, Ripon. 248 00:22:31,209 --> 00:22:33,668 Horse-racing, sir. 249 00:22:33,793 --> 00:22:35,001 Horse-racing? 250 00:22:35,126 --> 00:22:39,001 Me brothers were using it to write their bets on, sir. 251 00:22:44,501 --> 00:22:47,001 This looks like a lively piece, Sue. 252 00:22:47,126 --> 00:22:49,209 Should be. Took me long enough to do. 253 00:22:52,959 --> 00:22:56,751 Is it worth me putting anything on Miss Love, do you think? 254 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,584 Well, it's strongly fancied. 255 00:23:05,834 --> 00:23:07,709 What are we going to do tonight, then? 256 00:23:07,834 --> 00:23:11,376 Oh, fuck knows. Not much we can do, is there? 257 00:23:11,501 --> 00:23:13,626 So we'll just be walking round again. 258 00:23:13,751 --> 00:23:16,709 Well, can you come up with any better ideas? 259 00:23:20,834 --> 00:23:24,293 Bob's really nice, in't he? 260 00:23:24,418 --> 00:23:27,751 I could live with a fella like that, as long as he weren't doing wi' me 261 00:23:27,876 --> 00:23:29,376 what he's doing with his wife. 262 00:23:29,501 --> 00:23:32,209 Ooh, you can't expect owt else, can you? 263 00:23:32,334 --> 00:23:35,751 Cor, if I had a fella like him, I'd expect him to do it. 264 00:23:35,876 --> 00:23:39,459 You wouldn't be bothered if he was goin' with all t'lasses he could get? 265 00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:42,959 Well, what you don't know don't hurt you, does it? 266 00:24:15,168 --> 00:24:17,168 Luna Kars. 267 00:24:17,293 --> 00:24:19,418 Yeah, where do you want to go? 268 00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:21,584 Right, it's on its way. 269 00:24:22,334 --> 00:24:26,001 Driver three, a passenger at the Exchange called Saunders. 270 00:24:26,126 --> 00:24:28,168 Wants to go to Leeds. 271 00:24:31,751 --> 00:24:33,626 What are you staring at? 272 00:24:33,751 --> 00:24:35,709 - Just looking at you. - Don't bother. 273 00:24:35,834 --> 00:24:38,293 You wouldn't like me staring at you, would ya? 274 00:24:38,418 --> 00:24:40,334 That's what you're doing now. 275 00:24:41,543 --> 00:24:44,501 - She's all right, in't she? - I wanna take her to bed. 276 00:24:44,626 --> 00:24:47,584 You wouldn't know what to do with her. 277 00:24:47,709 --> 00:24:50,001 I want a taxi now. 278 00:24:50,126 --> 00:24:53,168 - Where do you want to go? - Take me to Thorpe Edge. 279 00:24:53,293 --> 00:24:55,001 - Bet I get her first. - Bet you don't. 280 00:24:55,126 --> 00:24:57,668 - Driver five, Thorpe Edge. - How much? 281 00:24:57,793 --> 00:24:58,918 - Fiver. - Luna Kars. 282 00:24:59,043 --> 00:25:00,501 All right, you're on. 283 00:25:00,626 --> 00:25:03,168 Where do you want to go? 284 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:06,084 What time do you want it for? It's on its way. 285 00:25:10,709 --> 00:25:16,001 - Can I take you out tonight? - Why? So you can get me in bed? 286 00:25:16,126 --> 00:25:18,626 He sleeps on a bed of nails. Spikes. 287 00:25:18,751 --> 00:25:22,126 You'll wake up covered in little pricks. You're better off with me. 288 00:25:22,251 --> 00:25:25,084 A big one, don't you mean? 289 00:25:25,209 --> 00:25:28,376 I'm serious, you know. I'm not like him. 290 00:25:28,501 --> 00:25:30,876 You can get lost. 291 00:25:39,709 --> 00:25:43,209 Luna Kars? Yeah, where'd you want to go? 292 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:47,626 OK, it's on its way. Bye. 293 00:26:00,584 --> 00:26:02,584 Here, have a swig of that. 294 00:26:02,709 --> 00:26:06,251 - No, thanks. - Get it down you. It's good for you. 295 00:26:51,001 --> 00:26:53,293 I'm going to teacher. 296 00:27:19,584 --> 00:27:23,001 Rita. Rita. Bob. 297 00:27:27,834 --> 00:27:29,834 Go on. 298 00:27:55,209 --> 00:27:57,418 Hello, Sue. You all right? 299 00:27:57,543 --> 00:27:59,685 - What do you want? - Miss, can I go to toilet, please? 300 00:27:59,709 --> 00:28:01,543 You should have gone before the lesson. 301 00:28:01,668 --> 00:28:04,668 - Ahh, take no notice of her. - I'd be pleased if you'd shut up. 302 00:28:04,793 --> 00:28:06,834 And you can go back and get on with the game. 303 00:28:06,959 --> 00:28:10,126 - Let me go to toilet, miss, please. - Get back to your game. 304 00:28:10,251 --> 00:28:12,626 I can't. Rita's not there. I haven't got a partner. 305 00:28:12,751 --> 00:28:16,334 - You'd better play with Sylvia. - Aw, do I have to? 306 00:28:16,459 --> 00:28:18,376 Yes. Now get going, the pair of you. 307 00:28:22,876 --> 00:28:24,543 Well, come on then! 308 00:28:32,334 --> 00:28:34,876 Ow! That was my hand! 309 00:28:44,334 --> 00:28:47,293 Go on, girls, keep it going! 310 00:28:47,418 --> 00:28:50,668 That's it you two. Just keep it going! 311 00:29:37,918 --> 00:29:40,168 Are you sure they won't mind us being here? 312 00:29:40,293 --> 00:29:42,584 No, or they wouldn't have given me t'key. 313 00:29:42,709 --> 00:29:45,001 - Where'd you say they'd gone? - Spain. 314 00:29:45,126 --> 00:29:48,459 They must have a fair bit of money to have a house like this. 315 00:29:48,584 --> 00:29:50,751 They're not short of a bob or two. 316 00:30:07,918 --> 00:30:11,168 Are we going to do something then, cos I've got to get home soon? 317 00:30:11,293 --> 00:30:15,459 - I'm not bothered. - That's what we came for, in't it? 318 00:30:15,584 --> 00:30:17,043 Yeah. 319 00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:20,751 Go on, then. Get undressed. 320 00:30:20,876 --> 00:30:23,459 Not if you're gonna watch me. 321 00:30:23,584 --> 00:30:26,418 You haven't got nothing I haven't seen before. Have you? 322 00:30:28,459 --> 00:30:31,043 Pull the curtains, then, so nobody can see us. 323 00:30:38,376 --> 00:30:39,959 Them over t'road might find it strange, 324 00:30:40,084 --> 00:30:42,959 seeing someone pulling curtains this time of day. 325 00:30:43,084 --> 00:30:44,626 Might think we're burglars. 326 00:30:44,751 --> 00:30:47,793 Well, what we going to do, then? 327 00:30:47,918 --> 00:30:52,293 We could, erm... get under the bed clothes. 328 00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:54,834 Yeah, why not? 329 00:31:25,376 --> 00:31:29,043 'Janet would like to say happy birthday to her husband Jim. 330 00:31:29,168 --> 00:31:32,501 'They've been married four years, and not a day of it she regrets. 331 00:31:32,626 --> 00:31:35,084 'Happy birthday, Jim. He's that many years old. 332 00:31:35,209 --> 00:31:37,001 'I'm not one to say. 333 00:31:37,126 --> 00:31:39,043 'Also from twins...' 334 00:31:43,376 --> 00:31:45,626 '...husband Jim, daughter Sarah...' 335 00:31:53,334 --> 00:31:56,126 ♪ Ooh 336 00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:01,251 ♪ Yeah, yeah 337 00:32:03,126 --> 00:32:05,584 ♪ Dancing, dancing 338 00:32:05,709 --> 00:32:07,459 ♪ We're dancing in the street 339 00:32:07,584 --> 00:32:10,376 ♪ Dancing, dancing 340 00:32:10,501 --> 00:32:11,751 ♪ In places friends can meet 341 00:32:11,876 --> 00:32:13,918 ♪ Dancing, dancing 342 00:32:14,043 --> 00:32:17,043 ♪ Get your dancing shoes and come along 343 00:32:21,418 --> 00:32:23,001 ♪ The party's here... ♪ 344 00:32:26,709 --> 00:32:30,543 What the bloody hell are you doing with a packet of these? 345 00:32:30,668 --> 00:32:33,418 Me and Joe were having a laugh at the pub blowing them up. 346 00:32:33,543 --> 00:32:37,043 - Sorry, but I don't believe you. - Go and ask Joe yourself. 347 00:32:37,168 --> 00:32:39,876 You're a lying bastard. You've been out and about again. 348 00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:42,293 - Don't be silly. - Do you think I'm thick? 349 00:32:42,418 --> 00:32:45,043 I know you been pissing about. 350 00:32:45,168 --> 00:32:46,959 How do you know anything? 351 00:32:47,084 --> 00:32:49,251 Staying out till all hours in the morning. 352 00:32:49,376 --> 00:32:51,626 - Making stupid excuses. - So what? 353 00:32:51,751 --> 00:32:55,459 I bet it was that dirty little bitch you were screwing before. 354 00:32:55,584 --> 00:32:58,001 The trouble with you, Bob, is you're sex mad. 355 00:32:58,126 --> 00:33:01,709 Oh, don't be daft, woman. 356 00:33:03,543 --> 00:33:05,418 It'd better not be Susan or Rita... 357 00:33:05,543 --> 00:33:08,834 What's the...? Do you think I'd play about with those two? 358 00:33:08,959 --> 00:33:11,043 Well, it's funny. When you take them home, 359 00:33:11,168 --> 00:33:13,626 you take a long time for such a short journey. 360 00:33:15,959 --> 00:33:19,834 I'll tell you why I went with someone else, but let's get one thing clear. 361 00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:22,959 It's not Susan or Rita. 362 00:33:25,376 --> 00:33:28,709 And I'm blaming you for this. 363 00:33:28,834 --> 00:33:30,459 Blaming me? What for? 364 00:33:30,584 --> 00:33:34,334 For me having ask for sex off other people, cos I don't get any off you. 365 00:33:34,459 --> 00:33:35,751 Don't tell lies. 366 00:33:35,876 --> 00:33:38,168 OK, I try, 367 00:33:38,293 --> 00:33:42,168 but when we have sex, it feels like shagging a bag of spuds. 368 00:33:42,293 --> 00:33:45,251 You just lay there like a bit of wet rag. 369 00:33:45,376 --> 00:33:48,043 - You didn't used to be like that. - What do you expect? 370 00:33:48,168 --> 00:33:51,043 I want us to enjoy it. 371 00:33:51,168 --> 00:33:54,001 What's the use of doing it if you're not going to enjoy it? 372 00:33:54,126 --> 00:33:59,543 - It's not dirty. Everybody does it. - I know, but you expect too much. 373 00:33:59,668 --> 00:34:03,543 You what? Once a week? 374 00:34:03,668 --> 00:34:05,251 - Is that too much? - I think it is. 375 00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:08,543 - Well, I don't. - Please don't argue with me, Bob. 376 00:34:08,668 --> 00:34:13,084 I'll try. I promise you. But why couldn't you talk to me about it? 377 00:34:13,209 --> 00:34:15,459 What's the use? You wouldn't have listened. 378 00:34:15,584 --> 00:34:17,543 It's only when I do something you listen to me. 379 00:34:17,668 --> 00:34:21,293 Well, I'm sorry, but it's not an easy subject for me to talk about. 380 00:34:22,251 --> 00:34:25,001 There's nowt to be ashamed of. 381 00:34:45,501 --> 00:34:47,543 Well, don't just stand there. Come in. 382 00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:50,876 - Didn't you hear us? - I'll have to fix that door bell. 383 00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:54,918 I keep telling Michelle to remind me, but does she? She forgets. 384 00:34:55,043 --> 00:34:58,751 - Where is she, anyway? - In the bedroom. 385 00:34:58,876 --> 00:35:00,376 Go up if you want. 386 00:35:01,376 --> 00:35:04,959 She might start asking you questions, so be careful what you say. 387 00:35:07,251 --> 00:35:09,459 I'll tell you when I take you home later. 388 00:35:23,251 --> 00:35:25,626 'So, quarter of an hour to go, nil-nil.' 389 00:35:28,543 --> 00:35:30,959 Don't you think it's a bit low at the bust. 390 00:35:31,084 --> 00:35:34,251 Is it 'ell. I think it'd look better if you didn't have a bra on. 391 00:35:34,376 --> 00:35:35,668 I'll have to wear a bra. 392 00:35:35,793 --> 00:35:39,209 When I'm dancing, all the fellas'll be watchin' me tits wobblin'. 393 00:35:39,334 --> 00:35:42,626 I can't do with that. 394 00:35:45,084 --> 00:35:47,084 I think I'll wear this one. 395 00:35:48,834 --> 00:35:50,168 Mm. 396 00:35:50,293 --> 00:35:53,084 Yes, that's better. 397 00:35:56,501 --> 00:35:59,043 What time does Bob usually drop you off home? 398 00:35:59,168 --> 00:36:02,043 - 'Bout a quarter past eleven. - Yeah, something like that. 399 00:36:02,168 --> 00:36:04,168 Why, is there something wrong? 400 00:36:04,293 --> 00:36:06,168 Don't say anything to Bob, will you? 401 00:36:06,293 --> 00:36:09,168 - We hardly talk to him, do we? - No. 402 00:36:09,293 --> 00:36:11,126 I think he's playing about. 403 00:36:11,251 --> 00:36:14,043 Found a packet of Durex in his pocket tonight. 404 00:36:14,168 --> 00:36:18,459 - He might've bought 'em for you. - If he did, there was no need. 405 00:36:19,459 --> 00:36:22,001 I was sterilised two and a half years ago. 406 00:36:22,126 --> 00:36:25,751 - Oh. - I've dreaded this happening again. 407 00:36:25,876 --> 00:36:29,834 - He's done it before? - Only the once. 408 00:36:29,959 --> 00:36:31,543 Did you know her? 409 00:36:31,668 --> 00:36:34,376 She used to babysit for me. 410 00:36:34,501 --> 00:36:37,668 To look at her, you wouldn't think butter would melt in her mouth. 411 00:36:37,793 --> 00:36:40,334 You know what they say, quietest are t'worst. 412 00:36:40,459 --> 00:36:42,126 How did you find out? 413 00:36:42,251 --> 00:36:45,418 - She left her bracelet in the bed. - Your bed? 414 00:36:45,543 --> 00:36:47,876 Otherwise, I still wouldn't have known to this day. 415 00:36:48,001 --> 00:36:52,001 - Who'd you think it is this time? - Same one. 416 00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:54,293 What you going to do about it? 417 00:36:55,334 --> 00:36:57,209 - Nothing. - Nothin'? 418 00:36:57,334 --> 00:37:00,251 That's the best thing I can do. 419 00:37:00,376 --> 00:37:03,001 I don't want Bob to leave me. 420 00:37:03,126 --> 00:37:05,459 I love him too much. 421 00:37:05,584 --> 00:37:07,876 I know he didn't mean it. 422 00:37:08,876 --> 00:37:10,918 He'd never leave me. 423 00:37:12,293 --> 00:37:15,543 Or if he did, he'd be back in a couple of days. 424 00:37:22,959 --> 00:37:27,043 ♪ I can't disguise it I'm so excited 425 00:37:27,168 --> 00:37:29,043 ♪ Hey, boy, ooh... ♪ 426 00:37:29,168 --> 00:37:32,459 Imagine being married to a woman who won't have sex. 427 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:36,376 Did you hear her say, "Bob will never leave me"? 428 00:37:36,501 --> 00:37:39,668 - Yeah! - I'd piss meself laughing if he did. 429 00:37:39,793 --> 00:37:44,043 Oh! Oh, no. I don't think I would. 430 00:37:44,168 --> 00:37:47,626 I don't think I'd actually like to see 'em split up meself. 431 00:37:47,751 --> 00:37:51,459 ♪ He said, "What you doin' to me?" 432 00:37:51,584 --> 00:37:55,334 ♪ I said, "You wait and see" 433 00:37:55,459 --> 00:37:57,126 ♪ Deep down 434 00:37:57,251 --> 00:37:58,876 ♪ Down inside 435 00:37:59,001 --> 00:38:00,876 ♪ It's a matter of fact 436 00:38:01,959 --> 00:38:05,626 ♪ Baby, I'm waiting, anticipating 437 00:38:06,459 --> 00:38:10,043 ♪ This is more than physical 438 00:38:10,168 --> 00:38:14,251 ♪ I can't disguise it I'm so excited 439 00:38:14,376 --> 00:38:16,918 - ♪ Hey, boy - ♪ Ooh, yeah 440 00:38:17,918 --> 00:38:22,084 ♪ Baby, I'm waiting, anticipating 441 00:38:22,209 --> 00:38:25,709 ♪ This is more than physical ♪ 442 00:38:25,834 --> 00:38:28,126 What would you do if she did find out? 443 00:38:28,251 --> 00:38:29,626 I'd deny it. 444 00:38:29,751 --> 00:38:32,334 If it came to it, and she stood there and asked me, 445 00:38:32,459 --> 00:38:33,918 I think I'd tell her. 446 00:38:34,043 --> 00:38:36,668 I'd worm me way out of it. 447 00:38:36,793 --> 00:38:40,459 Well, it'd save a lot of trouble all round, wouldn't it? 448 00:38:50,584 --> 00:38:54,043 Would either of you like a cup of tea? 449 00:38:54,168 --> 00:38:56,959 - Yes, please. - Yes, please. 450 00:39:00,043 --> 00:39:01,793 Are we going to have a jump tonight? 451 00:39:01,918 --> 00:39:04,376 Shh. Keep your voice down. 452 00:39:04,501 --> 00:39:07,209 - Well, are we? - I'll see what I can do. 453 00:39:07,334 --> 00:39:08,834 We know what you can do. 454 00:39:08,959 --> 00:39:10,459 - Right, Sue? - Right, Reet. 455 00:39:10,584 --> 00:39:11,584 Shh, shh, shh. 456 00:39:11,709 --> 00:39:14,709 Can you babysit for us a week on Wednesday? 457 00:39:14,834 --> 00:39:16,543 Er, yeah, what time? 458 00:39:16,668 --> 00:39:19,126 Well, we'll be going out between 7.30 and 8:00, 459 00:39:19,251 --> 00:39:22,334 so if you could come over between 7:00 and 7.30. 460 00:39:22,459 --> 00:39:25,251 It's our Julie's engagement party. 461 00:39:25,376 --> 00:39:28,001 Oh, was she here the first time we babysat? 462 00:39:28,126 --> 00:39:30,126 - That was Angela. - Is she married? 463 00:39:30,251 --> 00:39:33,376 She was. She got divorced about a year or so ago. 464 00:39:33,501 --> 00:39:36,084 Two of my brothers are also divorced. 465 00:39:36,209 --> 00:39:38,126 There's three divorced in the same family? 466 00:39:38,251 --> 00:39:40,126 There might be four yet. 467 00:39:42,376 --> 00:39:45,418 - Don't be so bloody funny. - Ooh, you're a moody sod. 468 00:39:45,543 --> 00:39:48,626 - I was only joking with you. - You shouldn't say things like that. 469 00:39:48,751 --> 00:39:52,251 - Not in front of other people. - Sorry, I didn't mean nothing wrong. 470 00:39:52,376 --> 00:39:55,584 Watch what you say. You and me will fall outwith one another. 471 00:39:55,709 --> 00:40:00,209 I said sorry. Will you keep quiet? You'll start an argument again. 472 00:40:00,334 --> 00:40:03,668 - That won't be nowt fresh, will it? - You love to do this to me. 473 00:40:03,793 --> 00:40:04,918 Do what? 474 00:40:05,043 --> 00:40:07,418 Make me look small in front of other people. 475 00:40:07,543 --> 00:40:10,751 And I don't know what you two are grinning about. 476 00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:12,959 I don't find it so funny. 477 00:40:13,084 --> 00:40:15,084 Stop getting funny with them. 478 00:40:15,209 --> 00:40:17,334 Well, if you'd keep your mouth shut, 479 00:40:17,459 --> 00:40:20,001 they wouldn't need to laugh at me, would they? 480 00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:22,668 Don't be silly. They're not laughing at you. 481 00:40:22,793 --> 00:40:26,959 It's just a nervous laugh, because they don't know what else to do. 482 00:40:34,168 --> 00:40:36,876 Make your own fucking tea. 483 00:40:44,584 --> 00:40:47,084 That Michelle pissed it right up, didn't she? 484 00:40:47,209 --> 00:40:48,793 Never mind. We'll see him soon. 485 00:40:48,918 --> 00:40:50,876 We're not babysitting till next Wednesday. 486 00:40:51,001 --> 00:40:54,376 - We won't get a jump for a week. - You're not that desperate, are you? 487 00:40:54,501 --> 00:40:57,001 - No. - Well, shut up then. 488 00:41:05,709 --> 00:41:08,251 Can't you turn that bloody light off? 489 00:41:08,376 --> 00:41:10,084 I want to go to sleep. 490 00:41:10,209 --> 00:41:13,168 I'll turn it off in a minute, love. 491 00:41:13,293 --> 00:41:16,293 Just let me finish reading this page. 492 00:41:16,418 --> 00:41:19,293 I don't see why I should after the way you behaved tonight. 493 00:41:19,418 --> 00:41:21,084 Look, Bob, I didn't mean that. 494 00:41:21,209 --> 00:41:23,668 I just thought you were going with Susan and Rita. 495 00:41:23,793 --> 00:41:26,834 Oh, how many times do I have to tell you? 496 00:41:28,084 --> 00:41:31,876 I am not and have never been with Susan or Rita. 497 00:41:32,001 --> 00:41:35,376 - Do we have to talk about this? - Yes, we do. 498 00:41:36,459 --> 00:41:39,584 If you've got anything to ask, you better do it, now. 499 00:41:46,043 --> 00:41:48,043 Do you love me, Bob? 500 00:41:49,959 --> 00:41:53,168 - You what? - I said, do you love me? 501 00:41:55,251 --> 00:41:59,543 Oh, Michelle, course I do. If I didn't I wouldn't be here, would I? 502 00:41:59,668 --> 00:42:00,834 I don't know. Would ya? 503 00:42:00,959 --> 00:42:04,918 - Don't be silly. - I'm not being silly. 504 00:42:05,043 --> 00:42:07,043 You know what I think about you. 505 00:42:09,418 --> 00:42:11,084 I know. 506 00:42:12,626 --> 00:42:16,501 But you got to realise, all this is very hard for me. 507 00:42:16,626 --> 00:42:19,918 Getting accused of going with other people. It's not very nice. 508 00:42:20,043 --> 00:42:24,793 I know you like sex, but Why'd you have to go with somebody else? 509 00:42:24,918 --> 00:42:28,001 Let's face it. You're not being very good about it, are you? 510 00:42:28,126 --> 00:42:31,626 I just don't seem to like it nowadays. 511 00:42:31,751 --> 00:42:34,418 I know I should try. 512 00:42:34,543 --> 00:42:36,584 It's not hard to do. 513 00:42:36,709 --> 00:42:40,001 Just relax. Enjoy it. 514 00:42:43,709 --> 00:42:47,168 OK, I'll try. 515 00:42:51,293 --> 00:42:52,793 Give us a kiss. 516 00:42:55,376 --> 00:42:57,376 Turn the lamp off, Bob. 517 00:43:26,126 --> 00:43:30,251 I wish you wouldn't put your tongue in my mouth. 518 00:43:46,293 --> 00:43:49,293 Come on, girls. Keep going, now. No talking. 519 00:43:50,918 --> 00:43:52,918 Give me those cigarettes! 520 00:44:08,251 --> 00:44:11,043 - Oh, look at state of that. - Crap, innit? 521 00:44:11,168 --> 00:44:13,584 Can you imagine trying to have a jump wi' that on? 522 00:44:15,001 --> 00:44:17,293 Forgot to ring me boyfriend. He'll do his nut. 523 00:44:17,418 --> 00:44:19,793 - Rung mine earlier. - I'll be glad to see him. 524 00:44:19,918 --> 00:44:22,251 Why? Can't you wait to get to bed with him? 525 00:44:22,376 --> 00:44:25,584 - We don't do things like that. - Haven't you been to bed with him? 526 00:44:25,709 --> 00:44:28,043 We don't believe in sex before marriage. 527 00:44:28,168 --> 00:44:30,459 I'm still a virgin. They don't call me Susan. 528 00:44:31,668 --> 00:44:33,834 Watch what you say or I'll knock your head off. 529 00:44:33,959 --> 00:44:35,293 Yeah? You and whose army? 530 00:44:35,418 --> 00:44:38,001 I don't need nobody. I can do it meself. 531 00:44:38,126 --> 00:44:41,043 - Don't argue with her. - Keep out of it, you. 532 00:44:41,168 --> 00:44:42,959 At least I don't do it with married men. 533 00:44:43,084 --> 00:44:46,584 - Nor do I. - Liar. I've seen you get in his car. 534 00:44:46,709 --> 00:44:48,876 What's it to do with you anyway? Do you want him? 535 00:44:49,001 --> 00:44:51,709 I wouldn't touch him with a barge pole. He's been near you. 536 00:44:51,834 --> 00:44:54,501 You're only jealous. He'd take one look at you and run. 537 00:44:54,626 --> 00:44:56,376 Who'd you think you are? Miss World? 538 00:44:56,501 --> 00:44:58,918 - I'm the best, so don't forget it. - Oooooh! 539 00:45:18,501 --> 00:45:22,209 - Look at that slut. - Don't. She's not worth it. 540 00:45:22,334 --> 00:45:24,084 She's a stuck-up bastard. 541 00:45:24,209 --> 00:45:25,959 She won't be with my fist down her throat. 542 00:45:26,084 --> 00:45:30,209 - You're a pair of dirty slags! - Don't call me a slag, you bitch! 543 00:45:30,334 --> 00:45:33,043 - Take your 'ands off me! - What you going to do about it? 544 00:45:33,168 --> 00:45:36,834 - Someone'll get the teacher. - Go on. See if I'm bothered. 545 00:45:36,959 --> 00:45:38,834 You can't do it now! 546 00:45:38,959 --> 00:45:42,043 Can't I? How do you like that, then? 547 00:45:42,168 --> 00:45:46,001 - Sir! - Call me a slag if you dare. 548 00:45:46,126 --> 00:45:48,168 - Slag! - What? 549 00:45:48,293 --> 00:45:50,459 - Susan's just hit me. - What for? 550 00:45:50,584 --> 00:45:53,251 I told her I know she's bothering with a married man. 551 00:45:53,376 --> 00:45:55,126 Is this true? 552 00:45:55,251 --> 00:45:57,084 Take no notice, sir. She's dreaming. 553 00:45:57,209 --> 00:45:59,293 She called me a slag so I hit her. 554 00:45:59,418 --> 00:46:01,834 Get back to the coach. I'm sick of this. 555 00:46:01,959 --> 00:46:05,376 - Come on, girls, it's a disgrace. - Come on, back to the coach. 556 00:46:05,501 --> 00:46:10,126 Call this a day out? You've wrecked it. Get a move on! Come on! 557 00:46:10,251 --> 00:46:12,959 Come on, girls, get a move on! 558 00:46:17,459 --> 00:46:18,876 Get a move on, girls, come on! 559 00:46:19,001 --> 00:46:21,668 Never mind talking. Move yourselves down. 560 00:46:32,209 --> 00:46:34,459 I hope my mum doesn't find out I'm off school. 561 00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:38,126 - She'll keep me in all week. - She won't. Hurry up. 562 00:46:38,251 --> 00:46:41,793 I've never seen you move so quick. Are you that desperate for a jump? 563 00:46:41,918 --> 00:46:45,126 - I could be. - I could shag the arse off him too. 564 00:46:45,251 --> 00:46:47,168 I bet you could! 565 00:46:58,751 --> 00:47:02,293 Right, last one over the Wall's an ugly cow! Whoo! 566 00:47:02,418 --> 00:47:04,751 - Come on, Rita. - That's not fair! 567 00:47:04,876 --> 00:47:06,459 You had a better start. 568 00:47:16,418 --> 00:47:18,709 Come on, Rita, we're over here! 569 00:47:20,668 --> 00:47:23,168 Boo! 570 00:47:23,293 --> 00:47:24,918 Why do you two always leave me behind? 571 00:47:25,043 --> 00:47:28,876 - We don't mean to, do we, Sue? - Course not. She's knows that. 572 00:47:30,251 --> 00:47:33,168 - Ooh, what's that on your shoe? - It's cow shit! 573 00:47:33,293 --> 00:47:35,793 Oh, where the bleeding hell did that come from? 574 00:47:35,918 --> 00:47:38,084 - It didn't fall out of sky. - Ohhh! 575 00:47:38,209 --> 00:47:41,543 - Wipe your shoe on the grass. - Dirty pissing cow. 576 00:47:41,668 --> 00:47:45,959 - Watch where you walk. - Cows shouldn't shit everywhere. 577 00:47:46,084 --> 00:47:49,709 What do you expect them to do? Go in one corner of the field? 578 00:47:49,834 --> 00:47:53,793 Or shall I ask the farmer to install a toilet and train 'em to shit in it? 579 00:47:53,918 --> 00:47:58,334 I wish they bleedin' would. God, it don't half pong. Here, Sue! 580 00:47:58,459 --> 00:48:00,876 - Oh, piss off, Rita. - Bob! 581 00:48:01,001 --> 00:48:02,709 I don't want to smell it, thanks. 582 00:48:02,834 --> 00:48:05,209 - He don't want to smell it, thanks. - Well, I don't! 583 00:48:05,334 --> 00:48:07,293 Anyway, you might have sweaty feet. 584 00:48:07,418 --> 00:48:10,543 You cheeky bleeder! I had a bath last night, I'll have you know! 585 00:48:10,668 --> 00:48:15,251 You'll be needing another one when you get home with t'cow shit here. 586 00:48:15,376 --> 00:48:18,834 I hope I don't get any on me and Michelle sees it. 587 00:48:18,959 --> 00:48:22,543 Oh, look, there's a fresh dollop of shit. 588 00:48:22,668 --> 00:48:24,209 Look at all t'flies on it. 589 00:48:24,334 --> 00:48:26,834 Next time, you know, they'll be in your house. 590 00:48:26,959 --> 00:48:28,751 Walking all over your tea. 591 00:48:28,876 --> 00:48:30,876 Give over, Rita. 592 00:48:33,584 --> 00:48:35,834 - Bob? - What? 593 00:48:37,459 --> 00:48:41,501 Are we gonna... well, you know? 594 00:48:43,626 --> 00:48:45,001 What's "Well, you know?" 595 00:48:45,126 --> 00:48:47,251 What's she means is, are we going to have a jump? 596 00:48:47,376 --> 00:48:50,334 - Why? - That's what we're here for, innit? 597 00:48:50,459 --> 00:48:54,168 - Oh, it is, it is, yeah. - I'm going first. 598 00:48:54,293 --> 00:48:56,043 - Why can't I? - Because you can't. 599 00:48:56,168 --> 00:48:58,376 I always have to go second! 600 00:48:58,501 --> 00:49:01,168 What difference does it make? You get the same thing. 601 00:49:01,293 --> 00:49:03,418 - That's not fair. I wanna go first. - Why? 602 00:49:03,543 --> 00:49:07,126 Because when I go second, it's not so good. You're knackered. 603 00:49:07,251 --> 00:49:10,709 - Why can't Sue go second? - Will you go second, Sue? 604 00:49:10,834 --> 00:49:13,376 If it'll stop her complaining, I suppose I'll have to. 605 00:49:13,501 --> 00:49:18,626 - Why should you always get the best? - There's no need to argue. 606 00:49:18,751 --> 00:49:21,959 - I only wanna go first for a change. - Nobody's stoppin' you. 607 00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:24,918 One of you stop outside t'car. I'm sick of getting squashed. 608 00:49:25,043 --> 00:49:28,084 Let Rita go first. I'll wait outside t'car. 609 00:49:36,918 --> 00:49:40,168 You randy little basket. 610 00:49:44,334 --> 00:49:46,918 - Reet. - Ohh. 611 00:49:51,001 --> 00:49:52,668 on. 612 00:50:11,168 --> 00:50:13,709 I hope you're not going to be all day. 613 00:50:13,834 --> 00:50:16,793 I can't do it like this. I'm too squashed. 614 00:50:16,918 --> 00:50:20,126 Can you take the weight off me legs? They're killing me. 615 00:50:20,251 --> 00:50:22,793 - What you doing? - Trying to get comfortable. 616 00:50:22,918 --> 00:50:24,543 I can't hear a word you're saying! 617 00:50:24,668 --> 00:50:27,251 I said I'm trying to get comfortable. 618 00:50:32,459 --> 00:50:34,501 Oh. 619 00:50:44,584 --> 00:50:46,918 What's the matter, Bob? 620 00:50:47,626 --> 00:50:49,251 I can't get an 'ard-on. 621 00:50:49,376 --> 00:50:51,751 - Course you can. - I'm telling you I can't. 622 00:50:51,876 --> 00:50:53,876 Why not? 623 00:50:54,001 --> 00:50:55,543 It don't seem to want to. 624 00:50:55,668 --> 00:50:59,251 - Does that mean I can't have a jump? - Looks that way. 625 00:50:59,376 --> 00:51:02,209 - What's going on in there? - He can't get an 'ard-on! 626 00:51:05,334 --> 00:51:07,584 It's not bloody funny! 627 00:51:08,626 --> 00:51:13,501 - I find this rather embarrassing. - Never mind. At least you tried. 628 00:51:13,626 --> 00:51:17,459 For the first time I get to go first and you can't get an 'ard-on. 629 00:51:17,584 --> 00:51:19,251 - I'm sorry. - Never mind. 630 00:51:19,376 --> 00:51:20,626 Get dressed. I want to go home. 631 00:51:20,751 --> 00:51:23,459 - Better luck next time, Reet. - Shut your face, you! 632 00:51:23,584 --> 00:51:28,751 - I'm glad I didn't go first now. - I'm sorry. I really am. 633 00:51:28,876 --> 00:51:31,959 I feel so embarrassed. 634 00:51:32,084 --> 00:51:34,876 I wouldn't let it worry you. Poor Rita. 635 00:51:35,001 --> 00:51:37,626 Will you get lost, you? It's not bleeding funny! 636 00:51:37,751 --> 00:51:39,793 You wouldn't like it if it happened to you! 637 00:51:39,918 --> 00:51:43,501 It didn't, did it? You should've let me go first. We'd have been OK then. 638 00:51:43,626 --> 00:51:45,459 - Piss off. - Poor little Rita. 639 00:51:45,584 --> 00:51:48,043 - Bob, tell her. - Give over now. It's not funny. 640 00:51:48,168 --> 00:51:51,043 - I know it's not. - Don't joke about it then! 641 00:51:51,168 --> 00:51:52,251 I'm sorry. 642 00:51:54,751 --> 00:51:57,334 I don't know why it is. 643 00:51:57,459 --> 00:51:59,959 Just feeling a bit off today. 644 00:52:29,376 --> 00:52:33,584 ♪ We're having a gang bang We're having a ball 645 00:52:33,709 --> 00:52:38,251 ♪ We're having a gang bang Against the wall 646 00:52:38,376 --> 00:52:42,501 ♪ We'd like you to join us It's part of the fun 647 00:52:42,626 --> 00:52:45,459 ♪ Ooh, a gang bang is the thing to do 648 00:52:45,584 --> 00:52:47,584 ♪ But it takes more than one 649 00:52:50,126 --> 00:52:54,084 ♪ A gang bang is a game we play It's something of a joke 650 00:52:54,209 --> 00:52:58,376 ♪ It's lots of hokey-pokey Less hokes and lots of pokes 651 00:52:58,501 --> 00:53:00,876 ♪ It's for the girls and for the boys 652 00:53:01,001 --> 00:53:03,209 ♪ It livens up the night 653 00:53:03,334 --> 00:53:07,126 ♪ It's better when you're crowded And when you're packed in tight 654 00:53:07,251 --> 00:53:11,418 ♪ We're having a gang bang We're having a ball 655 00:53:11,543 --> 00:53:15,501 ♪ We're having a gang bang Against the wall 656 00:53:15,626 --> 00:53:20,001 ♪ We'd like you to join us It's part of the fun 657 00:53:20,126 --> 00:53:22,709 ♪ Oh, a gang bang is the thing to do 658 00:53:22,834 --> 00:53:25,001 ♪ And it takes more than one 659 00:53:27,543 --> 00:53:31,709 ♪ And now the action's taking place I'm ready for my fill 660 00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:35,959 ♪ It's up to expectations And it's going further still 661 00:53:36,084 --> 00:53:40,293 ♪ But don't be greedy, share it out It's time to try some more 662 00:53:40,418 --> 00:53:42,793 ♪ So find a friend, play the game 663 00:53:42,918 --> 00:53:44,543 ♪ That's what a gang bang's for 664 00:53:44,668 --> 00:53:48,543 ♪ We're having a gang bang We're having a ball 665 00:53:48,668 --> 00:53:52,793 ♪ We're having a gang bang Against the wall 666 00:53:52,918 --> 00:53:57,543 ♪ We'd like you to join us It's part of the fun 667 00:53:57,668 --> 00:54:00,293 ♪ Ooh, a gang bang is the thing to do 668 00:54:00,418 --> 00:54:02,001 ♪ But it takes more than one 669 00:54:02,126 --> 00:54:06,293 ♪ We're having a gang bang We're having a ball 670 00:54:06,418 --> 00:54:10,793 ♪ We're having a gang bang Against the wall 671 00:54:10,918 --> 00:54:15,001 ♪ We'd like you to join us It's part of the fun 672 00:54:15,126 --> 00:54:17,918 ♪ Oh, a gang bang is the thing to do 673 00:54:18,043 --> 00:54:19,834 ♪ But it takes more than one 674 00:54:19,959 --> 00:54:24,376 ♪ We're having a gang bang We're having a ball 675 00:54:24,501 --> 00:54:28,418 ♪ We're having a gang bang Against the wall 676 00:54:28,543 --> 00:54:32,543 ♪ We'd like you to join us It's part of the fun 677 00:54:32,668 --> 00:54:35,543 ♪ Oh, a gang bang is the thing to do 678 00:54:35,668 --> 00:54:37,334 ♪ But it takes more than one 679 00:54:37,459 --> 00:54:41,543 ♪ A gang bang is the thing to do We'd like to give you one ♪ 680 00:54:53,918 --> 00:54:56,084 More! 681 00:54:56,209 --> 00:54:58,126 More! 682 00:54:58,251 --> 00:55:02,126 Hi, Bob! Enjoying yourself, are you? 683 00:55:02,251 --> 00:55:04,209 More! More! More! 684 00:55:10,834 --> 00:55:13,626 Don't go talking to people. Mum'll be here in a minute. 685 00:55:13,751 --> 00:55:16,084 - It's OK. I know him. - What you doing here? 686 00:55:16,209 --> 00:55:18,001 Well, I'm not waiting for you. 687 00:55:18,126 --> 00:55:19,751 We'll take you for a ride round. 688 00:55:19,876 --> 00:55:23,084 - Go on... - You're out of luck. 689 00:55:58,584 --> 00:56:01,084 - What's up with you? - Everything. 690 00:56:01,209 --> 00:56:03,751 I'm taking you two straight home. 691 00:56:03,876 --> 00:56:06,334 Michelle's mate were in there. 692 00:56:06,459 --> 00:56:09,918 Fat fucking Mavis. 693 00:56:11,293 --> 00:56:14,043 She has got a right mouth on her. 694 00:56:44,834 --> 00:56:47,418 Yoo-hoo! 695 00:56:47,543 --> 00:56:50,209 - Hello, Mavis. - Can I have a word with you? 696 00:56:50,334 --> 00:56:52,168 Yes, come in. 697 00:57:46,001 --> 00:57:48,084 Will you fucking let go? 698 00:57:55,084 --> 00:57:57,084 Open the back door, would you, Mavis? 699 00:57:57,209 --> 00:58:01,501 - Where the hell are we going? - To see that slut, Sue. 700 00:58:36,251 --> 00:58:37,834 And where the fuck are the kids? 701 00:58:37,959 --> 00:58:39,584 With your mother. Where do you think? 702 00:58:39,709 --> 00:58:41,751 - What's going on here? - That's Rita. 703 00:58:41,876 --> 00:58:43,709 What are they doing here? 704 00:58:43,834 --> 00:58:46,293 What the fuck have you been up to? 705 00:58:46,418 --> 00:58:50,084 - Pinching husbands! - You dirty little bastard. 706 00:58:50,209 --> 00:58:52,293 - What have you said? - Nowt! 707 00:58:52,418 --> 00:58:54,918 That's what you get for mixing with sluts like her. 708 00:58:55,043 --> 00:58:57,876 You tell her! Go on, Sue! 709 00:58:58,001 --> 00:59:00,251 - Give over shouting, you! - I want you. 710 00:59:00,376 --> 00:59:04,251 - What a fucking daughter you've got. - What about your dirty husband? 711 00:59:04,376 --> 00:59:06,293 What the fuck's been... You with these two? 712 00:59:06,418 --> 00:59:09,543 - I haven't been doin' fuck all. - My husband is not a dirty bastard. 713 00:59:09,668 --> 00:59:11,459 It's your daughter and her mate. 714 00:59:11,584 --> 00:59:13,126 Are you satisfied now? 715 00:59:13,251 --> 00:59:16,376 Stop blaming me. It's as much your fault as it is mine. 716 00:59:16,501 --> 00:59:18,793 - It's all you's fault. - It's your husband. 717 00:59:18,918 --> 00:59:22,168 It's your daughter. If it's put there on a plate, he's going to take it. 718 00:59:22,293 --> 00:59:24,543 He wouldn't be much of a man if he did owt else. 719 00:59:24,668 --> 00:59:27,584 All of you's to blame. I want to find out what's been going on! 720 00:59:27,709 --> 00:59:30,209 Go on, Kevin, you tell them! 721 00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:33,293 Ha-ha! Up the IRA! 722 00:59:33,418 --> 00:59:37,043 Don't you stick your oar in. I'll flatten you, you bastard! 723 00:59:37,168 --> 00:59:39,543 You tell him, man, you tell him! 724 00:59:39,668 --> 00:59:43,418 It's your fault! If you had sex with him, he wouldn't go elsewhere. 725 00:59:43,543 --> 00:59:46,293 - Keep your mouth shut! - Well... 726 00:59:46,418 --> 00:59:49,084 Is that what you've been saying, you dirty bastard? 727 00:59:49,209 --> 00:59:52,084 See what you've tried to cause. Now you've done it. 728 00:59:52,209 --> 00:59:56,043 - Get fucked, will you? - Fuck you and your mate. 729 00:59:56,168 --> 00:59:57,668 21 Manningham Lane! 730 00:59:57,793 --> 01:00:00,793 - It's the best place for 'em! - It's the best place for you! 731 01:00:00,918 --> 01:00:04,501 - Will you let me go? - Can't stand trouble you've caused? 732 01:00:04,626 --> 01:00:07,001 Me and Sue's caused. No, that's why I'm going. 733 01:00:07,126 --> 01:00:10,376 You're not. I 'aven't finished wi' you yet, you slut. 734 01:00:17,168 --> 01:00:19,376 Let her fucking go. 735 01:00:20,293 --> 01:00:22,334 Better than Match Of The Day, this. 736 01:00:22,459 --> 01:00:24,334 Well? 737 01:00:26,418 --> 01:00:27,959 Well? 738 01:00:53,751 --> 01:00:56,043 Come on, Rita! Get on. 739 01:01:30,251 --> 01:01:32,668 Mavis, we're going home. 740 01:02:09,876 --> 01:02:13,251 You dirty, mucky, 741 01:02:13,376 --> 01:02:19,168 filthy, lying, fucking bastard of a husband! 742 01:02:20,668 --> 01:02:23,709 I hate you. 743 01:02:50,418 --> 01:02:52,959 Is that the lot? You won't get much more in there. 744 01:02:53,084 --> 01:02:55,001 That'll do for now. 745 01:03:41,459 --> 01:03:43,543 Michelle? 746 01:03:45,126 --> 01:03:47,209 Michelle! 747 01:03:51,751 --> 01:03:54,043 You bitch! 748 01:04:26,001 --> 01:04:28,626 - Reet! - Oh, hiya, come in! 749 01:04:30,793 --> 01:04:32,668 Oh, get ready. We're going to be late. 750 01:04:32,793 --> 01:04:34,876 Oh, fuck school. I'm not going any more. 751 01:04:35,001 --> 01:04:36,876 - Why not? - Because I'm not. 752 01:04:37,001 --> 01:04:40,084 Oh, and don't start getting on at me. I had enough yesterday. 753 01:04:40,209 --> 01:04:42,376 We've only got two weeks and then we leave. 754 01:04:42,501 --> 01:04:44,959 Well, I'm leaving two weeks early. 755 01:04:47,084 --> 01:04:51,293 Anyway, I've got summat to tell you about Bob. 756 01:04:51,418 --> 01:04:54,209 What? In't he meeting us no more? 757 01:04:56,626 --> 01:05:00,001 - I'm moving in with him. - You're what? 758 01:05:00,126 --> 01:05:03,918 - He asked me and I said yeah. - The dirty bastard! 759 01:05:04,043 --> 01:05:05,709 He wants me to go today. 760 01:05:05,834 --> 01:05:08,209 Well, of all the dirty tricks. 761 01:05:08,334 --> 01:05:10,834 - I never thought he'd do this. - I never thought he'd ask me. 762 01:05:10,959 --> 01:05:13,501 You maybe, but me? I can hardly believe it. 763 01:05:13,626 --> 01:05:15,418 - And are you going? - Course I am. 764 01:05:15,543 --> 01:05:17,751 - You dirty cow. - Why am I? 765 01:05:17,876 --> 01:05:20,918 - Just leaving me like that. - He asked me. 766 01:05:40,418 --> 01:05:44,793 Anyway, what's your mum have to say about this? 767 01:05:44,918 --> 01:05:49,834 Only the usual crap. I'm too young. It won't last. All that stuff. 768 01:05:49,959 --> 01:05:51,751 I thought she might have stopped it. 769 01:05:54,876 --> 01:05:58,584 Well, it's a bit late now, Sue. 770 01:05:58,709 --> 01:06:00,751 I'm pregnant. 771 01:06:00,876 --> 01:06:03,251 Don't talk bleeding daft. 772 01:06:03,376 --> 01:06:05,626 How can you be? He always used johnnies. 773 01:06:05,751 --> 01:06:07,501 Oh, no, he didn't. 774 01:06:07,626 --> 01:06:11,543 I used to meet him, many a time, and never told you. 775 01:06:11,668 --> 01:06:16,668 - Didn't he tell you that? - No, he fucking didn't, the sly bastard! 776 01:06:16,793 --> 01:06:18,543 Do what you want! I'm not bothered! 777 01:06:18,668 --> 01:06:21,293 Don't be like that, Sue. We can still be friends. 778 01:06:21,418 --> 01:06:24,126 No point. You'll only be accusing me of getting off wi' him. 779 01:06:24,251 --> 01:06:25,293 Don't be silly. 780 01:06:25,418 --> 01:06:27,626 How would you feel if it were the other way round? 781 01:06:27,751 --> 01:06:29,751 Bet you wouldn't be chuffed, would you? 782 01:06:33,376 --> 01:06:37,501 No, you're right. I wouldn't. I'm sorry, Sue. 783 01:06:40,126 --> 01:06:42,334 Jesus, it's Bob. 784 01:06:42,459 --> 01:06:44,501 I'm not even dressed. 785 01:06:44,626 --> 01:06:46,084 You better hurry up then. 786 01:06:46,209 --> 01:06:48,251 Huh. You don't want him to see you like that. 787 01:06:48,376 --> 01:06:49,959 Why not? 788 01:06:50,084 --> 01:06:53,168 From now on, he'll see me like this every morning. 789 01:07:08,793 --> 01:07:12,418 - Has she told you, then? - Yeah, why? 790 01:07:12,543 --> 01:07:14,834 - Well, aren't you bothered? - Should I be? 791 01:07:14,959 --> 01:07:17,543 - I thought you would've been. - Course I'm fucking bothered. 792 01:07:17,668 --> 01:07:19,709 That's my best mate you're going off with. 793 01:07:19,834 --> 01:07:21,876 Well, you can still see her. 794 01:07:24,418 --> 01:07:27,084 And me... if you'll still meet me. 795 01:07:27,209 --> 01:07:30,293 No, thanks. I won't be meeting you no more. 796 01:07:30,418 --> 01:07:34,168 - Why not? - I'm not doing the dirty on Rita. 797 01:07:34,293 --> 01:07:36,209 And I don't think you should. 798 01:07:45,834 --> 01:07:49,251 - Well, it's ta-Ra, then. - Never mind the ta-ras, get gone. 799 01:07:53,001 --> 01:07:55,793 - See you, Sue. - Yeah, sure. 800 01:08:09,043 --> 01:08:13,126 See ya, Reet. Wish ya all the luck in the world. 801 01:08:44,501 --> 01:08:46,709 What they saying, Aslam? 802 01:08:46,834 --> 01:08:49,001 He's just telling her how much he loves her. 803 01:08:50,793 --> 01:08:53,001 Why can't it have subtitles? 804 01:08:53,126 --> 01:08:55,501 Because it's a Pakistani cinema. 805 01:09:23,001 --> 01:09:24,501 What's she doing that for? 806 01:09:24,626 --> 01:09:27,626 As soon as she stops, they kill her boyfriend. 807 01:09:28,084 --> 01:09:31,168 - Does she stop? - Don't talk while film's showing. 808 01:09:31,293 --> 01:09:33,209 - Does she? - I don't know. 809 01:09:36,501 --> 01:09:39,334 - Would you do that for me? - Would I hell. 810 01:09:39,459 --> 01:09:40,876 Shh! 811 01:09:54,418 --> 01:09:55,751 Sue? 812 01:09:56,918 --> 01:09:58,959 Will you be me girlfriend? 813 01:10:00,209 --> 01:10:03,626 I don't know yet. We'll think about it. 814 01:10:05,001 --> 01:10:07,084 I like you a lot. 815 01:10:07,209 --> 01:10:09,626 That's nice. 816 01:10:09,751 --> 01:10:12,751 - Will you, then? - We'll see. 817 01:10:12,876 --> 01:10:15,668 There's plenty of time to think about it. 818 01:10:17,918 --> 01:10:20,501 I won't bother you that much. 819 01:10:20,626 --> 01:10:23,168 I've never been out with a Paki before. 820 01:10:23,293 --> 01:10:27,293 Then again, I don't suppose you'd be different from any other man. 821 01:10:32,084 --> 01:10:35,084 Can I, er, put my arm round you? 822 01:10:36,501 --> 01:10:40,251 - What for? - I just want to. That's all. 823 01:10:41,168 --> 01:10:43,126 Well, go on, then. 824 01:10:43,251 --> 01:10:44,543 If you want to. 825 01:10:56,793 --> 01:10:58,209 You don't mind, do you? 826 01:10:59,876 --> 01:11:00,959 Not really. 827 01:11:06,459 --> 01:11:09,626 How about a... lay down now? 828 01:11:11,918 --> 01:11:13,251 Can do. 829 01:11:28,043 --> 01:11:29,418 Can I kiss you? 830 01:11:29,543 --> 01:11:32,459 Why do ya keep asking me if you can do this or do that? 831 01:11:32,584 --> 01:11:35,751 - Just do it if you must. - Thanks. 832 01:11:35,876 --> 01:11:39,209 I don't mean you can strip me naked or anything like that. 833 01:12:32,584 --> 01:12:35,209 Get out! Go on! Get out! 834 01:12:35,334 --> 01:12:36,793 Get out! 835 01:12:38,043 --> 01:12:39,543 Bloody mutt. 836 01:12:54,709 --> 01:12:57,793 '...and the fight is all about man's best friend. 837 01:12:57,918 --> 01:13:02,793 'This danger to our children's health is a threat. 838 01:13:03,793 --> 01:13:05,918 'We've asked the council to do something, 839 01:13:06,043 --> 01:13:09,334 'we go to endless meetings, nothing has been done.' 840 01:13:10,668 --> 01:13:12,584 Watch me ornaments. 841 01:13:12,709 --> 01:13:14,334 They're all right. 842 01:13:18,084 --> 01:13:21,626 You'll not get a bleeding job sitting on your arse in here. 843 01:13:21,751 --> 01:13:24,584 Listen who's talking. You haven't done a day's work in years. 844 01:13:24,709 --> 01:13:27,168 There's no way I'm workin' all week 845 01:13:27,293 --> 01:13:29,834 for £27.30 on some bleedin' trainin' scheme. 846 01:13:30,543 --> 01:13:32,501 You should be thankful for it. 847 01:13:32,626 --> 01:13:34,584 Give over. Even I wouldn't work for that. 848 01:13:34,709 --> 01:13:36,751 I used to work for 18 shillings. 849 01:13:36,876 --> 01:13:39,751 That were in t'days of Methuselah. Money were worth more then. 850 01:13:39,876 --> 01:13:43,209 You get nowt for 27.30 nowadays. 851 01:13:43,334 --> 01:13:46,834 Yes, I must say, I agree with Sue. 852 01:13:46,959 --> 01:13:51,543 You keep out of this, you black bastard. 853 01:13:51,668 --> 01:13:55,501 - There's no need for that. - Get out! Go on! Get out! 854 01:13:55,626 --> 01:13:56,959 And don't come back! 855 01:13:57,084 --> 01:14:01,334 Else I'll smash them fucking black brains out your black head! 856 01:14:01,459 --> 01:14:06,126 - I can't help being a Paki. - Yes, you fucking can. 857 01:14:06,251 --> 01:14:09,126 - You shouldn't interfere. - Nor should you. 858 01:14:09,251 --> 01:14:13,293 You always tell folk what they should do and you haven't done it yourself. 859 01:14:13,418 --> 01:14:14,793 I've done some things. 860 01:14:14,918 --> 01:14:17,834 You've done nowt and you've been nowt all your life. 861 01:14:19,626 --> 01:14:20,834 Anyhow... 862 01:14:23,668 --> 01:14:25,793 I'm going to have a lie down. 863 01:14:26,959 --> 01:14:32,501 And when I get up, I want them two out of it. 864 01:14:32,626 --> 01:14:35,584 Oh, go to bed! 865 01:14:35,709 --> 01:14:37,709 Fucking going. 866 01:14:39,876 --> 01:14:42,793 Come on, Aslam. We're going. 867 01:14:42,918 --> 01:14:44,834 He won't remember what he said when he gets up. 868 01:14:44,959 --> 01:14:48,876 I don't care. I'm not stopping around to listen to him every time 869 01:14:49,001 --> 01:14:51,001 he's been out drinking. 870 01:14:55,793 --> 01:14:59,001 If you want, we can go to me sister's. 871 01:15:03,709 --> 01:15:05,418 At least we'll be welcome there. 872 01:15:23,751 --> 01:15:27,959 You like Pakistan? You go with Aslam? Yes? 873 01:15:28,084 --> 01:15:30,001 I don't know. I've never been abroad. 874 01:15:37,668 --> 01:15:41,876 Nice place. Nice people. See Aslam mum. 875 01:15:42,001 --> 01:15:45,251 I don't like flying. 876 01:15:48,584 --> 01:15:51,168 Nice, not hurt. 877 01:15:51,293 --> 01:15:54,251 I don't know. I might go some day. 878 01:15:58,209 --> 01:16:00,584 OK, think. 879 01:16:03,209 --> 01:16:05,251 Why won't you come to Pakistan? 880 01:16:05,376 --> 01:16:07,626 Cos I've read it in t'paper, about Paki fellas 881 01:16:07,751 --> 01:16:10,751 taking their women and children over and fucking leaving them. 882 01:16:10,876 --> 01:16:13,293 - Don't be silly. - I 'ave! 883 01:16:13,418 --> 01:16:16,959 You'd probably sell me to some old Paki who couldn't walk. 884 01:16:17,084 --> 01:16:18,959 I wouldn't sell you. 885 01:16:19,084 --> 01:16:20,418 Nobody“ 'ave you. 886 01:16:20,543 --> 01:16:22,959 Well, you'll never get me there anyway, will you? 887 01:16:31,751 --> 01:16:35,209 - So, what you doing now then? - I'm living with a lad, Aslam. 888 01:16:35,334 --> 01:16:38,043 - Who? - A Paki? 889 01:16:41,418 --> 01:16:44,126 - We live at his sister's. - Do you like it? 890 01:16:44,251 --> 01:16:48,918 Not really. It's not the place. It's his sister I can't stand. 891 01:16:49,043 --> 01:16:51,084 She won't let us sleep together. 892 01:16:55,959 --> 01:16:59,751 - When you coming out? - Tomorrow, I hope. 893 01:16:59,876 --> 01:17:03,376 - Sorry you lost the baby, Reet. - It's all right. 894 01:17:03,501 --> 01:17:06,668 Course it is. We'll be able to have others. 895 01:17:06,793 --> 01:17:08,209 Oh, have you 'eard it? 896 01:17:08,334 --> 01:17:11,043 I know. He'd love it for me to be banged up all t'time. 897 01:17:11,168 --> 01:17:14,126 Yeah, think about all t'family allowance we'd get. 898 01:17:14,251 --> 01:17:17,168 Fuck the family allowance. It's not you that'd look after 'em. 899 01:17:17,293 --> 01:17:19,293 You tell him, Reet. 900 01:17:27,584 --> 01:17:29,459 I've missed you, you know. 901 01:17:29,584 --> 01:17:32,001 I bet you have. 902 01:17:32,126 --> 01:17:34,293 I'm not taking you straight home. 903 01:17:35,084 --> 01:17:38,126 - I'm taking you up on t'moors. - You are not! 904 01:17:38,251 --> 01:17:41,126 Come on, don't be so rotten. I'm dying for a jump. 905 01:17:41,251 --> 01:17:43,459 That's your problem. Not mine. 906 01:17:45,126 --> 01:17:48,418 I like you. A lot. 907 01:17:48,543 --> 01:17:52,334 Don't talk rubbish. Just take me home. 908 01:18:02,084 --> 01:18:03,334 Whoo!! 909 01:18:03,459 --> 01:18:05,459 Go on! 910 01:18:48,501 --> 01:18:51,001 You thought I didn't see you, didn't you? 911 01:18:51,126 --> 01:18:52,543 See what? 912 01:18:52,668 --> 01:18:54,793 You've been with that fella, haven't you? 913 01:18:54,918 --> 01:18:58,168 You haven't been to the hospital. It were just an excuse! 914 01:18:58,293 --> 01:19:02,293 That was Rita's fella. He was giving me a lift home from t'hospital. 915 01:19:02,418 --> 01:19:03,668 I bet he was. 916 01:19:03,793 --> 01:19:06,376 Ask Rita when you see her if you don't believe me. 917 01:19:06,501 --> 01:19:08,043 - I will. - Ow! 918 01:19:08,168 --> 01:19:12,543 Don't let me see you with another fella or I'll break your neck. 919 01:19:14,584 --> 01:19:17,084 Fucking hell. 920 01:19:42,418 --> 01:19:45,209 ♪ Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday 921 01:19:46,293 --> 01:19:49,168 ♪ Thursday, Friday, too 922 01:19:50,418 --> 01:19:56,751 ♪ Saturday and Sunday means that I love you 923 01:19:56,876 --> 01:20:00,959 - ♪ C'est Si bon, c'est Si bon - ♪ C'est Si bon, c'est Si bon 924 01:20:01,084 --> 01:20:04,501 - ♪ C'est la vie, c'est la vie - ♪ C'est la vie, c'est la vie 925 01:20:04,626 --> 01:20:08,918 - ♪ C'est le temps, c'est le temps - ♪ C'est le temps, c'est le temps 926 01:20:09,043 --> 01:20:10,376 ♪ For you and me 927 01:20:12,501 --> 01:20:14,168 ♪ La, la, la, la, la-la ♪ 928 01:20:16,626 --> 01:20:18,751 Oh, Sue. 929 01:20:20,293 --> 01:20:22,459 - What did you say? - What's up? 930 01:20:22,584 --> 01:20:24,251 You called me Sue. 931 01:20:24,376 --> 01:20:25,918 - Did I? - Yes. 932 01:20:26,043 --> 01:20:27,168 I didn't mean to. 933 01:20:27,293 --> 01:20:30,084 Get away from me! - Owwww! I'm sorry. 934 01:20:30,209 --> 01:20:32,459 I didn't mean to say that. I don't know why I did. 935 01:20:32,584 --> 01:20:35,043 I know why! You've been going with her. 936 01:20:35,168 --> 01:20:37,334 - No! - I'll find out. 937 01:20:37,459 --> 01:20:40,834 Look, Rita, I swear! I haven't done anything! 938 01:20:40,959 --> 01:20:43,959 Well, we'll see about that, won't we? 939 01:20:46,001 --> 01:20:47,584 Reet! 940 01:20:49,751 --> 01:20:52,751 Rita! Rita! 941 01:20:56,793 --> 01:20:59,293 Reet! Rita! 942 01:21:01,043 --> 01:21:02,834 Oh, shit. 943 01:21:36,876 --> 01:21:38,918 Shh. 944 01:21:51,418 --> 01:21:53,293 Where the fucking hell have you been? 945 01:21:53,418 --> 01:21:56,501 - Nowt to do wi' you. - Don't tell me. I'm not bothered. 946 01:21:56,626 --> 01:21:58,709 - I got something for you. - What? 947 01:21:58,834 --> 01:22:00,793 - This! - What were that for? 948 01:22:00,918 --> 01:22:02,293 You, you dirty bastard! 949 01:22:02,418 --> 01:22:04,501 I don't know what you're talking about! 950 01:22:04,626 --> 01:22:06,793 Don't you? Right! 951 01:22:06,918 --> 01:22:09,834 Oi! You can come in now! 952 01:22:09,959 --> 01:22:12,227 - What's all this he's on about? - Nothing. It doesn't matter. 953 01:22:12,251 --> 01:22:13,751 It does. I want to know the truth. 954 01:22:13,876 --> 01:22:17,918 - What about? - You know, you dirty little slag. 955 01:22:18,043 --> 01:22:21,334 - Aslam! Stop it! Stop it! - Aaaah! 956 01:22:21,459 --> 01:22:23,418 Oof! 957 01:22:28,334 --> 01:22:30,334 Sue, wait for me! I'm sorry! 958 01:22:30,459 --> 01:22:32,459 Sue, come back! It were an accident! 959 01:22:32,584 --> 01:22:34,251 You bastard! 960 01:22:37,626 --> 01:22:40,418 Sue! Come back. 961 01:22:40,543 --> 01:22:42,043 It were an accident! 962 01:22:44,209 --> 01:22:47,334 Sue, no, wait for me! I'm sorry! 963 01:22:51,918 --> 01:22:53,418 I'm sorry. 964 01:22:53,543 --> 01:22:55,918 I really didn't mean for that to happen! 965 01:23:04,001 --> 01:23:06,376 What...? What's wrong wi' you? 966 01:23:08,126 --> 01:23:10,418 I'm just laughing. 967 01:23:10,543 --> 01:23:12,751 What? 968 01:23:12,876 --> 01:23:14,543 His face when you kicked him. 969 01:23:54,334 --> 01:23:58,459 - Who the bloody hell can that be? - I haven't got a clue. 970 01:23:58,584 --> 01:24:00,459 Here y'are. 971 01:24:04,126 --> 01:24:07,793 Who is it? I said who is it? Who's there? 972 01:24:07,918 --> 01:24:10,251 It's me, Aslam! 973 01:24:11,793 --> 01:24:14,876 - Ask him what he wants. - What do you want? 974 01:24:15,418 --> 01:24:17,834 Can I speak to Susie? 975 01:24:19,709 --> 01:24:24,418 Please open the door. I only want to talk to her for a minute. 976 01:24:24,543 --> 01:24:27,793 Please, open the door. I beg of you. 977 01:24:29,959 --> 01:24:31,293 No. 978 01:24:31,418 --> 01:24:33,501 Please, I promise, I won't try owt. 979 01:24:33,626 --> 01:24:36,084 She's not opening that door. 980 01:24:41,084 --> 01:24:44,001 Go on, please. Just for one minute. 981 01:24:44,126 --> 01:24:47,584 - Why'd you want me to? - So I can speak to you. 982 01:24:47,709 --> 01:24:49,376 Speak to her through the window. 983 01:24:49,501 --> 01:24:52,001 What do you want to speak to me about? 984 01:24:52,126 --> 01:24:55,709 Please. Come back. I won't do it again. 985 01:24:57,668 --> 01:24:59,459 Please. 986 01:25:02,751 --> 01:25:06,918 Sure. You've said that before, you lying bastard. 987 01:25:07,043 --> 01:25:09,543 I know. I promise you this time. 988 01:25:09,668 --> 01:25:11,834 Take no notice. They all say that. 989 01:25:11,959 --> 01:25:14,501 Please, you're breaking my heart! 990 01:25:17,043 --> 01:25:18,959 Quick! Run! 991 01:25:19,084 --> 01:25:20,418 Aah! 992 01:25:22,959 --> 01:25:24,834 I hope somebody breaks yours one day! 993 01:25:24,959 --> 01:25:27,168 Yeah, but it won't be you, will it? 994 01:25:27,293 --> 01:25:30,709 Please come back. I'll give you anything. 995 01:25:30,834 --> 01:25:35,043 Can't you get it into your head she don't want to? Now, get lost! 996 01:25:35,168 --> 01:25:37,584 I'll do something to meself if she doesn't. 997 01:25:37,709 --> 01:25:38,834 Like what? 998 01:25:38,959 --> 01:25:41,209 I've got tablets. I'll take 'em if you don't come back. 999 01:25:41,334 --> 01:25:44,334 Well, go on, then. See if I'm bothered. 1000 01:25:47,168 --> 01:25:48,793 Pass us some water, then. 1001 01:25:48,918 --> 01:25:52,876 It'll be my pleasure. Rita, get 'im some water. 1002 01:26:00,334 --> 01:26:02,584 Go on. Go on. 1003 01:26:07,043 --> 01:26:10,376 Come on, to the back door. Come on. 1004 01:26:18,459 --> 01:26:20,626 Here's your water. 1005 01:26:20,751 --> 01:26:22,793 Where's your tablets? 1006 01:26:22,918 --> 01:26:25,709 In me hand. I'm gonna take 'em. 1007 01:26:25,834 --> 01:26:28,876 Go on then. Rita didn't get you the water for nowt. 1008 01:26:31,709 --> 01:26:33,793 - What's he doing? - Taking tablets. 1009 01:26:33,918 --> 01:26:36,709 - What's he take tablets for? - He doesn't. 1010 01:26:36,834 --> 01:26:39,709 - He reckons he's taking an overdose. - Oh! 1011 01:26:39,834 --> 01:26:41,918 I'm takin' 'em. 1012 01:26:49,043 --> 01:26:51,168 You'll stand there and watch me do it, won't you? 1013 01:26:51,293 --> 01:26:53,293 Yeah, if I bloody had to! 1014 01:26:55,418 --> 01:26:59,001 I've got a stomach ache. Call me an ambulance. 1015 01:26:59,126 --> 01:27:03,293 I will not. There's a phone round the corner. Go your fucking self! 1016 01:27:03,418 --> 01:27:06,376 - You've got no heart, have you? - For you? No. 1017 01:27:34,751 --> 01:27:37,126 You lying bastard! 1018 01:28:00,084 --> 01:28:02,376 What a fucking... 1019 01:28:36,501 --> 01:28:38,043 What were that cop car doin'? 1020 01:28:38,168 --> 01:28:41,084 They came for you, but I told them you weren't in. 1021 01:28:41,209 --> 01:28:44,334 It's all right, though. They're coming back in an hour. 1022 01:28:44,459 --> 01:28:46,959 I have summat to tell you, Bob. 1023 01:28:47,084 --> 01:28:48,251 I've taken in a lodger. 1024 01:28:48,376 --> 01:28:52,793 - You what? - Sue. She's coming to live here. 1025 01:28:52,918 --> 01:28:56,668 - Are you? - Yeah, you don't mind, do you? 1026 01:28:56,793 --> 01:29:00,251 - Whose idea were this, then? - Well, not yours, was it? 1027 01:29:00,376 --> 01:29:01,668 Where are you going to sleep? 1028 01:29:01,793 --> 01:29:04,418 In bed wi' Rita. Where else? 1029 01:29:04,543 --> 01:29:06,751 Well, where am I gonna sleep? 1030 01:29:06,876 --> 01:29:10,418 - In t'dog basket. - We haven't got a dog. 1031 01:29:10,543 --> 01:29:12,918 Well, you'd better go out and get one, then. 1032 01:29:14,709 --> 01:29:17,084 Come on, Sue. Let's go. 1033 01:29:23,209 --> 01:29:25,834 - What about me tea? - What about it? 1034 01:30:41,251 --> 01:30:43,334 You took your fucking time, didn't you! 1035 01:30:54,793 --> 01:30:57,834 ♪ Three will do 1036 01:30:59,293 --> 01:31:01,793 ♪ Caught in time's grip 1037 01:31:04,626 --> 01:31:06,918 ♪ He's the man in the middle 1038 01:31:07,043 --> 01:31:11,626 ♪ And the man in the middle can't afford to slip 1039 01:31:13,459 --> 01:31:15,668 ♪ Rita and Sue 1040 01:31:15,793 --> 01:31:18,293 ♪ Rita and Sue... 1041 01:31:18,418 --> 01:31:21,043 ♪ And Bob, too 1042 01:31:22,834 --> 01:31:27,751 ♪ What'll we do with Rita and Sue 1043 01:31:27,876 --> 01:31:30,209 ♪ And Bob, too? 1044 01:31:36,126 --> 01:31:41,126 ♪ Now once you've bitten that soft centre 1045 01:31:45,334 --> 01:31:49,626 ♪ No, you mustn't put it back in the box 1046 01:31:50,459 --> 01:31:55,334 ♪ It's the old sad story About three bears 1047 01:31:55,459 --> 01:31:58,543 ♪ Three bears and Goldilocks 1048 01:31:58,668 --> 01:32:02,626 ♪ Who's been messing with my Rita and Sue 1049 01:32:02,751 --> 01:32:05,376 ♪ Lavender blue 1050 01:32:05,501 --> 01:32:07,543 ♪ And Bob, too? 1051 01:32:09,751 --> 01:32:14,793 ♪ What'll we do with Rita and Sue 1052 01:32:14,918 --> 01:32:18,043 ♪ And Bob, too? 1053 01:32:33,251 --> 01:32:35,793 ♪ Rita and Sue 1054 01:32:40,459 --> 01:32:47,668 ♪ Rita and Sue, Rita and Sue 1055 01:32:49,834 --> 01:32:54,418 ♪ Rita and Sue, Rita and Sue 1056 01:32:54,543 --> 01:32:57,126 ♪ Rita and Sue 1057 01:32:57,251 --> 01:33:01,376 ♪ And Bob, too ♪